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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 10:54

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No, not a chance
So they tried
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What are some reasons why men may not want to date a woman who can pay her own bills?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way